Pooems

Kes Gray, David Tazzyman

Publisher: Hachette Children's Group
Publication Date: 29/01/2026 ISBN: 9781444977189 Category:
Paperback / Softback

£7.99

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Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too!

A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog!

When gorillas are full of bananas
They don’t just go to the loo.
They swing from their nest,
They beat on their chest,
And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!

But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it’s sitting on your toilet?

Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can’t Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children and adults giggling!

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